I love remodeling the house with my hubby...
While painting cabinet doors:
Hubby: Hey, can you come help with this?
Me: Sure. I'm just standing here watching paint dry.
Hubby: And just how long have you waiting for the chance to say that one?
Me: At least a week.
While discussing how to put glass in the doors we cut out:
Me: How do you think we can hold the glass in the door?
Hubby: I was thinking staples maybe.
Me: What? You know you can't STAPLE glass right?
Hubby: *looks down and shakes head in disbelief* No the staples will be in the door...